‘I didn’t want to go against Conan. It’s not so much Conan; well, it’s Conan and it’s everything I’ve worked for. […] I think we will have an advantage saying to press agents, It’s prime time; reach a wider audience.’
» Jay Leno [The New York Times, 12.15.08]: Douchebag central.
‘Christmas is coming a little earlier this year—Santa is moving to the 10 p.m. slot.’
» David Letterman [Late Show, 12.15.08]: Not getting old.
‘Recently I was at the Teen Choice Awards and not one person there knew me.’
» Brian Austin Green [Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 12.11.08]: Tell ‘em why you mad, Bag.
‘Welcome to The Late Show. Still at 11:35.’
» David Letterman [Late Show, 12.09.08]: For the win.
‘I enjoy making love, I don’t need to be a gynecologist.’
» Jay Leno [The Hollywood Reporter]: Ew.
