Bumped

This week’s top ten late night guests in order of presumed excellence:

10. Jennifer Connelly [Late Show with David Letterman, 12.08.08]
09. Tokyo Police Club [Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12.10.08]
08. Paula Abdul [Late Show with David Letterman, 12.10.08]
07. Taylor Swift [Last Call with Carson Daly, 12.10.08]
06. T-Pain [The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 12.08.08]
05. Tom Cruise [The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 12.11.08]
04. Joel McHale [Late Night with Conan O’Brien, 12.09.08]
03. Will Smith [The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 12.08.08]
02. Stephen Colbert [Late Night with Conan O’Brien, 12.08.08]
01. Don Rickles [Late Night with Conan O’Brien, 12.12.08]

Don Rickles (ft. Bob Hope, Bing Crosby and John Wayne) [The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, 10.15.75]