‘Let me tell you something about Brody: If there was no television, this guy would be living in a tree.’
Lauren Conrad [Late Show with David Letterman, 10.27.08]: I still can’t visualize Dave sitting down to watch The Hills, but quotes like that must come from somewhere. Research, maybe. Now we need another Spencer appearance to talk about how L.C. insulted him on Letterman. And then! And then! And then! B
