‘The only time McCain doesn’t have to pee is when he’s peeing.’

» Martin Short [Late Show with David Letterman, 10.15.08]: A true cornball’s cornball, he’s mostly endearing and only slightly annoying at this point. The Old Man McCain zinger popped, the Sammy Davis eye felt forced and the song was cheese covered in cheese. Too much cheese. Yet, I feel the sudden urge to pick up a bare bones Three Amigos DVD from the bargain bin. The bare bones Clifford disc can stay in hell. B [video]

Bonus » Martin Short [Late Night with David Letterman, 12.84]