‘I love Tom Brokaw because he always sounds like he’s about to be asphyxiated.’

» Dana Carvey [The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 10.08.08]: One of the few respectable reasons to watch Leno. Not sure why Dana isn’t a Dave guy—might be a simple travel issue. The man just goes. Like Robin Williams but, you know, not completely irritating. Tom Brokaw is smiling. Should be, at least. A-