March 2009
2 posts
2 tags
Mar 18th
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Mar 3rd
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February 2009
3 posts
“‘O’Brien said he’s looking forward to their reunion because...”
– » “Richter, O’Brien to Reunite on Tonight Show” [AP; 02.24.09]
Feb 24th
4 notes
1 tag
“‘Following [Letterman] was like Ted Williams departed the field and a...”
– » Conan O’Brien [The New York Times; 02.18.09]
Feb 19th
2 tags
Feb 6th
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January 2009
1 post
1 tag
Jan 3rd
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December 2008
15 posts
2 tags
Dec 31st
1 tag
Dec 22nd
1 note
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Dec 17th
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“‘I didn’t want to go against Conan. It’s not so much Conan; well, it’s...”
– » Jay Leno [The New York Times, 12.15.08]: Douchebag central.
Dec 16th
1 tag
Jay Leno [Late Night with David Letterman,...
[video]
Dec 16th
1 tag
“‘Christmas is coming a little earlier this year—Santa is moving to...”
– » David Letterman [Late Show, 12.15.08]: Not getting old.
Dec 16th
2 tags
Dec 13th
1 tag
Marlon Brando [The Dick Cavett Show, 06.12.73]
[video]
Dec 12th
1 note
1 tag
“‘Recently I was at the Teen Choice Awards and not one person there knew...”
– » Brian Austin Green [Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 12.11.08]: Tell ‘em why you mad, Bag.
Dec 12th
2 notes
2 tags
Dec 12th
1 tag
“‘Welcome to The Late Show. Still at 11:35.’”
– » David Letterman [Late Show, 12.09.08]: For the win.
Dec 10th
2 tags
Dec 10th
1 tag
“‘I enjoy making love, I don’t need to be a gynecologist.’”
– » Jay Leno [The Hollywood Reporter]: Ew.
Dec 10th
1 tag
Dec 8th
2 tags
Dec 1st
October 2008
25 posts
2 tags
“‘My alter ego’s name is Chico Divine. He’s the biological...”
– Tracy Morgan [Late Night with Conan O’Brien, 10.29.08]: Tracy Morgan doesn’t do bits. At least it doesn’t seem like he’s doing bits, which is basically the same thing and probably more impressive. Only the first joke on Conan seemed planned out at all, and he riffed it into...
Oct 30th
1 tag
"Macho Man" Randy Savage [The Arsenio Hall Show,...
Oct 28th
2 tags
“‘Let me tell you something about Brody: If there was no television, this...”
– Lauren Conrad [Late Show with David Letterman, 10.27.08]: I still can’t visualize Dave sitting down to watch The Hills, but quotes like that must come from somewhere. Research, maybe. Now we need another Spencer appearance to talk about how L.C. insulted him on Letterman. And then! And then!...
Oct 28th
1 tag
Oct 28th
1 tag
Norm MacDonald [Dennis Miller Live, 04.02.99]
Oct 24th
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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“‘I think she goes through a trial in life where she, you know, is, um,...”
– » Drew Barrymore [The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 10.15.08]: That’s Drew talking about her role in Beverly Hills Chihuahua. She wasn’t kidding. Even the part of me who wants to listen to Demi Lovato’s album all day can’t co-sign that one. B-
Oct 20th
2 tags
Oct 17th
1 tag
Oct 16th
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“‘The only time McCain doesn’t have to pee is when he’s...”
– » Martin Short [Late Show with David Letterman, 10.15.08]: A true cornball’s cornball, he’s mostly endearing and only slightly annoying at this point. The Old Man McCain zinger popped, the Sammy Davis eye felt forced and the song was cheese covered in cheese. Too much cheese. Yet, I...
Oct 16th
2 tags
Oct 14th
2 notes
1 tag
Jackson 5 [The Tonight Show starring Johnny...
Oct 13th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Jack Benny & Mel Blanc [The Tonight Show starring...
Oct 9th
2 tags
“‘I love Tom Brokaw because he always sounds like he’s about to be...”
– » Dana Carvey [The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 10.08.08]: One of the few respectable reasons to watch Leno. Not sure why Dana isn’t a Dave guy—might be a simple travel issue. The man just goes. Like Robin Williams but, you know, not completely irritating. Tom Brokaw is smiling....
Oct 9th
2 tags
Oct 8th
2 tags
Oct 7th
1 tag
Jimmy Stewart [The Tonight Show starring Johnny...
Oct 6th
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“‘I’ll be frank, sometimes [Michelle Obama] seems like a long day to...”
– » Dennis Miller [The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 10.02.08]: I’ll kill Maher if you kill Miller. D
Oct 3rd
1 tag
Steve Martin [Late Night with David Letterman,...
Oct 3rd
2 tags
Oct 3rd
1 tag
Oct 2nd