March 2009
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February 2009
3 posts
‘O’Brien said he’s looking forward to their reunion because...
– » “Richter, O’Brien to Reunite on Tonight Show” [AP; 02.24.09]
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‘Following [Letterman] was like Ted Williams departed the field and a...
– » Conan O’Brien [The New York Times; 02.18.09]
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January 2009
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December 2008
15 posts
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‘I didn’t want to go against Conan. It’s not so much Conan; well, it’s...
– » Jay Leno [The New York Times, 12.15.08]: Douchebag central.
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Jay Leno [Late Night with David Letterman,...
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‘Christmas is coming a little earlier this year—Santa is moving to...
– » David Letterman [Late Show, 12.15.08]: Not getting old.
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Marlon Brando [The Dick Cavett Show, 06.12.73]
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‘Recently I was at the Teen Choice Awards and not one person there knew...
– » Brian Austin Green [Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 12.11.08]: Tell ‘em why you mad, Bag.
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‘Welcome to The Late Show. Still at 11:35.’
– » David Letterman [Late Show, 12.09.08]: For the win.
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‘I enjoy making love, I don’t need to be a gynecologist.’
– » Jay Leno [The Hollywood Reporter]: Ew.
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October 2008
25 posts
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‘My alter ego’s name is Chico Divine. He’s the biological...
– Tracy Morgan [Late Night with Conan O’Brien, 10.29.08]: Tracy Morgan doesn’t do bits. At least it doesn’t seem like he’s doing bits, which is basically the same thing and probably more impressive. Only the first joke on Conan seemed planned out at all, and he riffed it into...
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"Macho Man" Randy Savage [The Arsenio Hall Show,...
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‘Let me tell you something about Brody: If there was no television, this...
– Lauren Conrad [Late Show with David Letterman, 10.27.08]: I still can’t visualize Dave sitting down to watch The Hills, but quotes like that must come from somewhere. Research, maybe. Now we need another Spencer appearance to talk about how L.C. insulted him on Letterman. And then! And then!...
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Norm MacDonald [Dennis Miller Live, 04.02.99]
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‘I think she goes through a trial in life where she, you know, is, um,...
– » Drew Barrymore [The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 10.15.08]: That’s Drew talking about her role in Beverly Hills Chihuahua. She wasn’t kidding. Even the part of me who wants to listen to Demi Lovato’s album all day can’t co-sign that one. B-
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‘The only time McCain doesn’t have to pee is when he’s...
– » Martin Short [Late Show with David Letterman, 10.15.08]: A true cornball’s cornball, he’s mostly endearing and only slightly annoying at this point. The Old Man McCain zinger popped, the Sammy Davis eye felt forced and the song was cheese covered in cheese. Too much cheese. Yet, I...
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Jackson 5 [The Tonight Show starring Johnny...
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Jack Benny & Mel Blanc [The Tonight Show starring...
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‘I love Tom Brokaw because he always sounds like he’s about to be...
– » Dana Carvey [The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 10.08.08]: One of the few respectable reasons to watch Leno. Not sure why Dana isn’t a Dave guy—might be a simple travel issue. The man just goes. Like Robin Williams but, you know, not completely irritating. Tom Brokaw is smiling....
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Jimmy Stewart [The Tonight Show starring Johnny...
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‘I’ll be frank, sometimes [Michelle Obama] seems like a long day to...
– » Dennis Miller [The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 10.02.08]: I’ll kill Maher if you kill Miller. D
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Steve Martin [Late Night with David Letterman,...
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